kissmeok:

gurl-by3:

in-finit3

w0nd33r:

classysk:

Hilarious Drunk Texts

everyone needs to see this

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im laughing at number 2 “OMG GURL U GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAAY”

LOL this is so dumb

(Source: gnarly, via so-personal)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via phobias)

pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

(via stability)

serbranflakes:

you northerners may complain about your snow

but talk to me when you nearly get a heat stroke just walking to your car

(via lovablejackass)

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via fake-mermaid)

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

(via stability)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(via hotboyproblems)

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

(via guy)

dicksucked:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

(Source: confirmance, via guy)